Warning: If You Make My Sex Robot TOO Nice, I’ll Just End Up Friend-Zoning Him
Reading Time: 3 minutes Warning: If You Make My Sex Robot TOO Nice, I’ll Just End Up Friend-Zoning Him. by Calico Rudasill, Sssh.com While I can understand why some folks are concerned, apprehensive,...
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View ArticleMight Sex in Video Games be Changing for the Better?
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View ArticleWhen Dumb Crime and Sex Collide
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View ArticleWherein I Review a Show That Doesn’t Exist
Reading Time: 4 minutes Today I’m going to review a show that most likely will never exist: Calico’s Sex Life as a College Girl. Spoiler alerts ahead!Read More Wherein I Review a Show That Doesn’t...
View ArticleAlgospeak. It’s Official: I’m Even Older than I Thought
Reading Time: 3 minutes Algospeak. It’s Official: I’m Even Older than I Thought by Calico Rudasill, Sssh.com Porn For Women Unlike some of my age-peer friends, I’ve never tried to “stay current” with...
View ArticleLady Spiders: Boy, Have I Got an Underdog Kink Suggestion for You!
Reading Time: 3 minutes Male spiders launch themselves at great speed off their cannibalistic female partners, to avoid being eaten after copulating. Read More Lady Spiders: Boy, Have I Got an Underdog...
View ArticleHumor: Gee, I’m SHOCKED That Didn’t Improve Your Sex Life
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View ArticleSex Disruptor Pets: This List is Missing a Few Species
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View ArticleSex At Work: My Work-From-Home Benefits Package Is Missing the ‘Package’ Part
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View ArticleEdible Underwear Humor: “Eat My Shorts,” Indeed!
Reading Time: 3 minutes Edible Underwear Humor: “Eat My Shorts,” Indeed! – Calico Rudasill at Sssh.com I can still remember the first time I heard the term “edible underwear.” I was not quite yetRead...
View ArticleAt Last: I’ve Found Someone Less Romantic Than My Husband
Reading Time: 3 minutes Sometimes, my husband will start feeling guilty over his lack of romantic impulses and ask me something like “Am I the least romantic man in existence?”Read More At Last: I’ve...
View ArticleSex Robots – THIS is Why We Need Self-Driving Cars
Reading Time: 3 minutes The less sexually adventurous might be thinking “OK, but how often do people have sex in moving cars, as opposed to parked ones?”Read More Sex Robots – THIS is Why We Need...
View ArticleHumor: So, That’s What They Mean By “Fuck Your Brains Out”
Reading Time: 3 minutes Humor: So, That’s What They Mean By “Fuck Your Brains Out” – Calico Rudasill, Sssh.com For a brief time many years ago, I was fascinated with the phenomenon of amnesia,Read More...
View ArticleSex Humor: On Second Thought, Maybe I WILL Take That GEICO Rental Car Insurance
Reading Time: 4 minutes GEICO is on the hook for $5.2 million in damages because a man insured by the company passed along HPV to a woman in his insured car.Read More Sex Humor: On Second Thought,...
View ArticleA Sex Tape, a True Crime Podcast, a Kardashian and a Private Equity Firm Walk...
Reading Time: 3 minutes A Sex Tape, a True Crime Podcast, a Kardashian and a Private Equity Firm Walk into a Bar… – Calico Rudasill, Sssh.com Sometimes, I just wake up and try thingsRead More A Sex...
View ArticleSex Tips Aspiring Captain Kirks Everywhere Need to Know
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View ArticleSex on the internet: If You Build It, They Will Want to Cum
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View ArticleSex Beads and Chess. A Weird Combination.
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View ArticleSex with a Lawn Bush: How on Earth Did I Miss THIS?
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View ArticleStunner: People Who Normally Enjoy Having Sex Even Enjoy Having It During a...
Reading Time: 3 minutes People who enjoy having sex under normal conditions still like having sex, even when the world around them is a thousand kinds of fucked up.Read More Stunner: People Who...
View ArticleIncels: You Have the Right to Keep Trying. Let’s Not Push Beyond That
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View ArticlePythons: I Always Expect the Unexpected – But Maybe Not When It’s THIS...
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View ArticleThis Xmas, For The Man Who Has Everything: Fingernails and Sweat?
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View ArticleI Choose to Believe This Product is Real
Reading Time: 4 minutes I Choose to Believe This Product is Real – Calico Rudasill, Sssh.com As you have (hopefully) realized since about five minutes after you first used the internet, there’s a...
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